gently snarky guidance from Kuypers Creative
What Is Feast Analytics (and Will It Cook My Steak)?
Short answer: Feast Analytics is a restaurant analytics platform that eats your messy data—POS, inventory, labor, delivery marketplaces, loyalty, even weather—and spits out clear, “do this today” insights. It’s not here to replace your GM’s instincts; it’s here to replace the mystery. Feast connects your systems, builds dashboards humans can read, and tells you the one thing that moves the needle before Friday night becomes interpretive jazz.
No, it won’t cook your steak. But it will whisper, “Maybe feature the grilled chicken tonight because chicken margins are grinning,” and honestly that’s love.
At Kuypers Creative, we like tools that behave on Fridays. Feast behaves. More importantly, it helps you behave—like the calm operator whose prime cost doesn’t wander off to start a band.
Why Your Restaurant Needs Feast (Even If Your Spreadsheet Has 47 Tabs)
- You don’t need more data. You need fewer arguments about what the data means.
- You don’t need prettier graphs. You need one action per shift that everyone understands.
- You don’t need heroics. You need habits—small decisions that compound, like compound interest but tastier.
Feast’s job is to turn “Huh?” into “Oh!” and then into “Done.”
What Feast Analytics Actually Does (The Useful Parts)
1) POS + Menu Mix, But Make It Actionable
Feast ingests your checks, modifiers, discounts, and channels (dine-in, pickup, delivery, catering) and shows:
- Stars, plow horses, puzzles—with contribution margin right there so you stop worshiping percentages.
- Attach rates for dessert, apps, drinks (by server, by hour), then suggests micro-promos (“Push brownie bites after 8 p.m.”).
- Price elasticity hints: if small price moves don’t dent volume, it tells you—gently—“Nudge the tacos, not the nachos.”
2) Inventory & Theoretical vs. Actual Cost (a.k.a. The Leak Detector)
Connect your inventory and recipe costs; Feast maps theoretical food cost against actual. If tacos should be 26% but run at 30%, the platform doesn’t simply tsk—it helps you hunt: portion variance, waste, price creep, or recipe mapping errors.
3) Labor Forecasting That Respects Reality
Feast pairs sales forecasts with daypart staffing and previous punch data so you schedule to target, not vibes. It flags overtime risk, understaffed windows, and that mysterious habit of having eight people on at 3:15 p.m. for reasons unknown to science.
4) Off-Premise Truth Serum
Marketplace fees, average ticket, dwell times for drivers, pickup wait times, remake rates—the platform surfaces the profitable channel mix and when to tilt guests to first-party pickup (politely, with cookies… or points).
5) Loyalty & Cohorts Without Tears
Feast’s cohort views show first-to-second visit conversion, 90-day frequency, and LTV by channel. It will even tell you which offer brings people back without training them to wait for coupons (praise be).
6) Events, Weather & Neighborhood Signals
Graduations, game days, marathons, heat waves—Feast overlays local events and weather with your demand so you pre-stage prep and staffing instead of pretending all Tuesdays are siblings.
7) Alerts, Not Novels
Bad trend? You get a push: “Oil price up 11% with Vendor A. Vendor B stable. Switch?”
Slow bar attach on Wednesdays? “Try $6 spritz 4–6 p.m.; forecast says +11 covers with minimal labor.”
Dashboards That Humans Will Actually Use
- GM Daily Flash: sales by channel, labor %, prime cost to date, top movers, top leaks, one “do this today.”
- Kitchen Board: projected covers, batch cues, 86-risk items, waste reasons to track (three only).
- Bar Board: attach goals by hour, top 3 pours to push, keg levels, comps/voids glance.
- Owner View: rolling 13-week cash, store scorecards, variance drill-downs, and a smug little green arrow when prime cost hugs target.
If it takes longer than 60 seconds to read, it’s a bedtime story. Feast keeps it short.
How Feast Helps Different People (So Everyone Buys In)
Owners/CFOs
- Clear prime cost, cash forecast, variance receipts for vendor conversations.
- Less “can you export that?”; more “I already saw it.”
GMs
- One action per shift, better schedules, no surprises.
- Confidence when HQ asks, “How’s Thursday?” because you have a chart and a smile.
Kitchen
- Prep maps that save wrists and reduce waste.
- Real-time “we’re short on pico by 7 p.m. unless…” cues.
Bar
- Accurate pars, keg loss alerts, attach ladders that turn shrug drinks into Yes, please.
Marketing
- Offers tied to contribution margin (not feelings).
- Cohorts, UTM sanity, and which post actually moved tacos.
Guests
- Faster service, dependable pickup, fewer “they were out of…” tragedies.
Where Feast Ends and Kuypers Creative Begins
Feast is the engine; Kuypers Creative is the driver’s ed teacher who brings snacks. We:
- Map your POS items to revenue categories the right way (the secret art).
- Cost your top 20 items with real yields (no “ish”).
- Build your value ladder (Lunch under $12, For Two, Family Feasts) using Feast’s contribution margin math.
- Set a cadence: Daily Flash → Weekly Ops → Period Close, with a one-page scorecard.
- Train managers to sell the swap, not the coupon.
Pricing & ROI (Talk to Me Like an Operator)
You’ll pay a platform subscription (by location, often tied to volume) and an implementation fee (connectors, mapping, recipe import). The ROI shows up as:
- 0.5–2.0 pts prime cost improvement, compounded.
- Fewer overstaffed hours and overtime bloopers.
- Higher attach and smarter mix (goodbye, low-margin darlings).
- Fewer remakes and refunds because pickup and packaging are no longer improv theater.
If a platform can’t pay for itself in a quarter, we either fix the implementation—or politely set it down and back away.
The Fun Stuff: Things Feast Can Tell You That Make You Feel Psychic
- “Guests who order spicy wings after 8 p.m. convert to a dessert 23% of the time if you show brownie photos.”
- “Weather at 88°F + home game = 17% spike in frozen drinks; staff the patio bar.”
- “Your steelhead substitution kept contribution margin; no one complained; keep it.”
- “Thursday 6–8 p.m. needs one more expo, not one more line cook.”
Is it witchcraft? No. It’s math plus context. (Okay, it feels like witchcraft.)
A 30/60/90-Day Feast Rollout You Can Actually Survive
Days 1–30: Foundations (The Boring That Saves You)
- Connect POS, inventory, labor, delivery marketplaces, and loyalty.
- Standardize the chart of accounts and revenue categories (dine-in, pickup, delivery, catering).
- Cost your top 20 menu items to the penny (yields matter).
- Launch the GM Daily Flash and fix the first five mapping gremlins.
- Choose two KPIs to move (e.g., dessert attach + pickup share).
Outcome: You’re reading yesterday today. Nothing fancy—just truth.
Days 31–60: Action (We’re Cooking Now)
- Implement schedule to forecast by daypart; coach variance >2 pts.
- Build the value ladder (Lunch combo, For Two, Family Feast) with real photos.
- Launch two micro-promos/week driven by Feast (app add-on at lunch, dessert after 8).
- Install pickup zoning (A–M/N–Z shelves, labeled) and track wait time.
- Start a waste loop: three reasons only—over-prep, spoilage, oops—fix one root cause weekly.
Outcome: Speed and margin tick up; chaos ticks down.
Days 61–90: Scale (Boringly Reliable, the Highest Compliment)
- Tighten theoretical vs. actual gap on the top five offenders.
- Negotiate vendor price variances armed with Feast receipts.
- Expand catering bundles (Feeds 10–12) based on cohort demand.
- Publish store scorecards each Monday; celebrate the wins.
- Plan the next season’s promo calendar with event/weather overlays.
Outcome: Off-prem is profitable, dine-in is smoother, and your accountant smiles like a golden retriever.
KPIs Feast Makes Delightfully Obvious
- Prime cost (food+bev+labor) trending toward target by segment.
- Theoretical vs. actual food cost (gap in $ and % of sales).
- Attach rates (bevs, apps, dessert)—by daypart and by server.
- Channel mix and first-party pickup share (shift +5 pts in 90 days).
- Labor % by hour and overtime hours avoided.
- Waste dollars per $1,000 sales (down and to the right).
- Remake/refund rate (fewer = happier reviews, better algorithms).
One red arrow → one owner → one fix → one week. Repeat. Profit. Nap.
Common Concerns (Answered Without Sales Glitter)
“Will my managers hate another dashboard?”
They’ll hate three dashboards and a Google Sheet. Feast consolidates and gives one action per shift. Also: mobile-friendly. (We see you, line check at 4:45.)
“What if my data’s messy?”
Welcome to restaurants. We clean mappings, fix units, and start with top 20 items. Perfect is for taste menus; useful is for Tuesday.
“Can Feast fix my prices?”
Feast doesn’t set prices, but it reveals elasticity and contribution, so you make intelligent moves. We’ll coach the optics (garnish, plating, portion perception) so guests feel value, not betrayal.
“Will it replace my controller?”
No. It makes your controller bionic—less copy/paste, more “Hey, Vendor B is playing nice; let’s talk.”
How Feast Supports Off-Prem (Because the Couch Is Forever)
- Promise-time accuracy: throttle when make-line load exceeds limit.
- Driver dwell tracking: if couriers linger 12 minutes at your counter, you get dinged; Feast spots the pattern.
- Pickup shelf success rate: mis-bagged orders become a visible metric (and then a disappearing one).
- Bundle logic: family packs and office catering tuned to contribution margin (not vibes).
- Fee math: third-party pricing vs. first-party pickup carrots—the right, gentle tilt.
The Feast-Powered Value Ladder (Examples You Can Steal)
- Lunch Fast-Track: Half-sandwich + cup + drink under a clean round number; SLA: “Ready in 10.”
- Date Night for Two: Shareable, two mains, shared dessert; photo looks like a proposal.
- Family Feast (Feeds 4–5): Protein, two sides, salad, rolls, reheating card; priced with margin to smile about.
- Bar Ladder: House / Premium / Seasonal—Feast shows which rung needs love today.
Feast keeps score; Kuypers Creative keeps the branding pretty and the ops honest.
A Word on Culture (Data Won’t Fix Vibes, But It Helps)
Post the Daily Flash by the expo printer. Share the store scorecard at pre-shift. Celebrate the zero remake Friday. Reward the server who moves attach by +3 pts with a ridiculous trophy. Add snacks. (We’re Kuypers. Snacks are policy.)
When teams see numbers that help—not punish—they’ll chase green arrows like it’s a game. Because it is.
SEO Snack Tray (so your blog and Google both eat well)
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Final Bite (and a Friendly Nudge)
You don’t need a crystal ball. You need Feast Analytics telling you what matters today, a team trained to act, and a partner who speaks both data and Friday night. That’s where Kuypers Creative comes in—mapping, costing, value laddering, and installing a rhythm your crew can live with.
Ready to turn your data into a daily competitive advantage?
Let’s make your prime cost predictable, your attach adorable, and your Fridays boringly effective—the highest compliment in restaurants.
