Sunday Thoughts From the Most Ignored Part of Robert’s LinkedIn Profile
Hello. I’m Robert’s LinkedIn background banner.
Yes, the background.
The wide rectangular rectangle behind the photo. The visual equivalent of the dependable line cook who preps everything, saves the dinner rush, and receives exactly zero applause because everyone is busy complimenting the garnish.
I’ve been here through career moves, profile updates, networking experiments, and at least one headline revision that contained more slashes than a poorly designed menu.
I’ve seen it all.
I’ve watched Robert Kuypers become Robert William Kuypers, watched people call him William Kuypers, and witnessed at least one well-meaning contact confidently write “Hi Rob Kuypers” while addressing the wrong person entirely.
And what do I get?
No recommendation. No endorsement. Not even a polite “nice banner.”
Just constant cropping.
I Am Not Decoration. I Am Prime LinkedIn Real Estate.
People think a LinkedIn background is decorative wallpaper. Something to fill the empty space so the profile doesn’t look like it was abandoned during a software update.
Wrong.
A profile banner is a billboard, handshake, elevator pitch, and tiny digital maître d’ standing at the entrance saying, “Here’s what this person actually does.”
According to common LinkedIn banner guidance, personal profile backgrounds should generally be designed at 1584 × 396 pixels, with important content kept toward the center and right because the profile photo and interface elements can cover the lower-left area. In other words: don’t put your masterpiece where LinkedIn will park a giant head on top of it.
This is not complicated. It’s basic hospitality.
You wouldn’t place the reservation book behind the espresso machine and then blame the guests for missing their table. You wouldn’t print a menu in six-point type and call it “minimalist.” So please stop cramming twelve services, three phone numbers, a QR code, a motivational quote, and your childhood dog into one banner.
Boring wins. Boring pays. Boring is the new sexy.
Harvard Business Review’s guidance on telling a stronger LinkedIn story makes the same general point: your profile should tell a coherent, specific story. I’m merely the part of that story everyone forgets to proofread.
Sunday Thought No. 1: Career Moves Are Not Emergency Room Procedures
Every few months, someone changes their LinkedIn headline as if they’re pulling a fire alarm.
“CEO | Founder | Advisor | Investor | Coach | Visionary | Disruptor | Podcast Guest | Dad | Dog Dad | Recovering Perfectionist.”
Friend, are you building a career or trying to win a scavenger hunt?
Career transitions are normal. In restaurant consulting and creative services, they’re practically part of the daily mise en place. Roles evolve. Companies grow. Brands pivot. Technology changes. A strategist becomes an operator, an operator becomes an advisor, and suddenly everyone is “passionate about synergies.”
But a career move deserves clarity, not confetti.
Before updating the profile, answer three questions:
- What do I do now?
- Who do I help?
- What measurable outcome do I create?
For example:
Restaurant growth strategist helping hospitality brands connect brand, technology, and operations to increase guest loyalty and build scalable growth.
That tells people something useful. It doesn’t require a fog machine.
At Kuypers Creative, this intersection matters because restaurants rarely have one isolated problem. Branding affects conversion. Technology affects operations. Marketing affects loyalty. Leadership affects whether any of it survives Tuesday night.
The same principle applies to a LinkedIn profile: your banner, headline, About section, and activity should work as one system. Not four unrelated appetizers fighting for table space.
For more restaurant-specific chaos, see why restaurants need consultants. It’s a useful reminder that clarity and strategic discipline matter when margins are already singing the lullaby of dying profits.
Sunday Thought No. 2: Profile Updates Should Not Require a Publicist
I support updating your LinkedIn profile.
I do not support announcing every update like the arrival of a royal baby.
“Thrilled to announce…”
“Honored to share…”
“Excited for this next chapter…”
Sometimes the next chapter is simply a new job title with one additional word. That’s wonderful. Truly. But not every comma deserves a parade.
Here’s a reasonable profile maintenance rhythm:
- Review your headline and banner once per quarter.
- Update your About section when your role or market changes.
- Add measurable achievements as they happen.
- Remove outdated claims, expired campaigns, and technology you haven’t touched since 2018.
- Check the profile on both desktop and mobile.
- Ask one trusted colleague: “What do you think I actually do?”
If their answer is “something with innovation and stakeholders,” the banner and headline have failed their audition.
LinkedIn is not a museum exhibit. Your profile should reflect your current direction, not preserve every previous identity like a roadside attraction.
And if your professional focus includes restaurant technology, your content should show that focus. Talk about emerging restaurant technology trends, including AI-powered systems, POS integration, predictive inventory, automation, and digital ordering.
Just don’t write, “AI is changing everything,” and then provide no example. That sentence has been used so often it now qualifies as office furniture.
Sunday Thought No. 3: Networking Faux Pas I Have Personally Witnessed
I have been present for networking messages that made me want to resign from the internet.
Here are the greatest hits.
The Empty Connection Request
“Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network.”
That’s not a message. That’s a form letter wearing a tiny tie.
A better approach:
“Hi, Robert. I work with multi-unit hospitality brands on digital ordering and guest experience. I enjoyed your perspective on restaurant technology and would be glad to connect.”
Specific. Brief. Human.
The Immediate Sales Ambush
“Thanks for connecting. Are you free for a 30-minute demo tomorrow?”
No. I’m a background image and even I need more courtship than that.
Build context before asking for time. Share something relevant. Make the request proportionate. A connection is not consent to receive a six-step funnel disguised as a thank-you note.
Harvard Business Review’s advice on reaching out to people on LinkedIn supports this basic principle: explain why you’re contacting someone, make a specific request, and reduce the effort required to respond.
The Celebrity Name-Drop
“I’m connected to a person who once attended a conference with your former manager.”
That is not a mutual connection. That is LinkedIn astrology.
The Novel-Length Voice Note
If your networking message requires chapters, a foreword, and an appendix, please send an email. Better yet, write a book and let me know when the banner rights are available.
The “Just Checking In” Follow-Up
The first follow-up is professional.
The fourth follow-up, sent at 6:14 a.m. with the subject line “Bumping this,” is an exorcism.
Sunday Thought No. 4: Please Stop Hiding the Important Stuff Behind Robert’s Face
This is my daily struggle.
Designers carefully arrange a tagline in the lower-left corner. Then Robert’s profile photo arrives like a celebrity guest and covers half of it.
The result:
“Helping restaurants scale through bra: ”
No one knows what the sentence says. Possibly “branding.” Possibly “brandy.” Possibly “brass instruments.”
Keep essential banner content in the center or right side. Use strong contrast. Limit yourself to one core message. Test the image on mobile. Keep the file crisp.
A good LinkedIn banner should communicate:
- The industry you serve.
- The problem you solve.
- The type of value you create.
- A visual connection to your wider brand.
For restaurant leaders, that might mean a restrained combination of hospitality imagery, systems thinking, growth language, and a clear creative direction. Not a stock photo of a chef tossing pasta into the air while surrounded by floating analytics dashboards. We’re consultants, not wizards in a food-themed superhero movie.
My Modest Request as a Long-Suffering Banner
This Sunday, before you update your profile, do five things:
- Delete one vague buzzword.
- Add one specific outcome.
- Rewrite one generic networking message.
- Check your banner on mobile.
- Give your background image a little credit.
I’m not asking for a plaque.
A small acknowledgment would do.
Maybe a post that says:
“Shout-out to the banner for making this profile look intentional.”
That’s all.
Because behind every polished LinkedIn profile is a neglected background image, quietly holding the brand together while everyone else argues about whether “thought leader” is still legal.
I’ll be here next Sunday.
Still centered. Still cropped. Still watching Robert Kuypers, Robert William Kuypers, William Kuypers, and Rob Kuypers navigate the professional wilderness with confidence, caffeine, and an alarming number of profile edits.
Update thoughtfully. Network like a human. Keep the important text out of the face zone.
And if all else fails, make the banner wider.
We always need more room for the truth.
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